Category: Diablo IIIPage 2 of 2
our heroes sound a rallying cry, changing the tides of battle
our heroes plunge into an area where architects had a fetish with lava floors that can burst through the conveniently placed grates!
In today’s game, we seem to skip forward a bit, and have lost our ranged awesomeness. So, in the spirit of content, we grab the nearest thing to epic range damage and press on. And by ‘we’ I mean ‘I’. And by ‘epic range damage’ I mean ‘questionable teammate dedicated to watching me die’.
Our heroes have resumed their regularly scheduled quest into the depths of the underworld
Our intrepid heroes begin descending through a “tower” that goes down?
our heroes begin chewing through “bosses”
off to heaven the heroes go, chasing the queen of blades and stopping the zerg infestation
Our heroes continue to push back the creep and rush to snipe the spire… which game are we playing again?
Our heroes meet the titular character of the game for a sit down.
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